29 lines
1.3 KiB
Lua
29 lines
1.3 KiB
Lua
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-- Random iconic Tony Stark / Iron Man quote.
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-- Quotes are kept in their original delivery language — translating them spoils the cadence.
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math.randomseed(os.time() + (jarvis.context.time.second or 0) * 41)
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local quotes = {
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"I am Iron Man.",
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"Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.",
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"Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk.",
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"I told you, I don't want to join your super-secret boy band.",
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"Part of the journey is the end.",
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"If we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it.",
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"I have successfully privatized world peace.",
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"Following's not really my style.",
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"Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?",
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"We have a Hulk.",
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"Heroes are made by the path they choose, not the powers they are graced with.",
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"I love you 3000.",
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"Я Железный Человек.",
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"Гений, миллиардер, плейбой, филантроп.",
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"Иногда нужно бежать, не научившись ходить.",
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"Если мы не сможем защитить Землю — мы за неё отомстим.",
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"Часть пути — это конец пути.",
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"Я люблю тебя три тысячи.",
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"У нас есть Халк.",
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}
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local idx = math.random(1, #quotes)
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return jarvis.cmd.ok(quotes[idx])
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